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°°° Glo °°°

"Tanjooberrymutts" in an Indian Room Service

You will understand the meaning of tanjooberrymutts as you read till the end....:D:D:D The following is a telephone exchange between a ho…

Started by °°° Glo °°°

2 7 hours ago
Reply by Mohammad Dawood
Umair Rashid

Get Me Out

There was an old man whom, though loved by his son, was being put into an old-folks home because the son could not provide the round-the-cl…

Started by Umair Rashid

0 Feb 18
۞Aηєєѕha۞

Lessons in logic

  *If Your Father is a poor man, its your fate but,If your father-in-law is a poor manits your stupidity . *I was born intelligenteducation…

Started by ۞Aηєєѕha۞

2 Feb 8
Reply by Umair Rashid
Poison Ivy

Jokes...

Sardar:* My mobile bill how much?* Call centre girl:* sir, just dial 123to know current bill status* Sardar:* Stupid, not CURRENT BILL my…

Started by Poison Ivy

5 Dec. 27, 2009
Reply by Mohammad Dawood
Poison Ivy

Letter of Husband to Wife

Dear Sweetheart, I can't send my salary this month, so I am sending 100 kisses. You are my sweetheart Your husband Wife's Response Dear…

Started by Poison Ivy

3 Dec. 13, 2009
Reply by ۞Aηєєѕha۞
Umair Rashid

The best talk at bar!

A bored guy sat in the bar and looking to strike up a conversation. He turns to bartender and says, “Hey, about those Democrats in the Cong…

Started by Umair Rashid

1 Nov. 12, 2009
Reply by °°° Glo °°°
Umair Rashid

Bear & Rabbit

There once was a bear and a rabbit and they hated each other. The bear and rabbit then stumbled upon a magical talking tree. The tree sai…

Started by Umair Rashid

1 Nov. 4, 2009
Reply by °°° Glo °°°
Iceman

Matrimonial mayhem

Lets start with some Dose of Laughing This is ............ ......Ultimate. ... ............ .. I bet u can't stop laughing after read…

Started by Iceman

2 Nov. 2, 2009
Reply by ʎʎʇןɐɐS
Iceman

Apology Letter

A School Master from a remote rural area in Bihar was transferred to a new School in Mumbai. He reported for duty two days after the actual…

Started by Iceman

1 Nov. 1, 2009
Reply by Umair Rashid
Umair Rashid

You’ve Got The Wrong(est) Number

(Note: our customer support number is close to a local driving school’s number.) Me: “Thank you for calling. How may I help you?” Custome…

Started by Umair Rashid

3 Oct. 16, 2009
Reply by °°° Glo °°°

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