Lessons in logic

*If Your Father is a poor man, its your fate but,
If your father-in-law is a poor man
its your stupidity .

*I was born intelligent
education ruined me.

*Practice makes perfect but nobody is perfect
so why practice ?

*Its true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for ?

* Since light travels faster than sound, people
appear bright until you hear them speak .

* How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?

*Money is not everything, There's Mastercard & Visa.

*Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing in Life .

*The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.

*Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.

*Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today.

*"Your future depends on your dreams"
So go to sleep.

*There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning.

*"Hard work never killed anybody"
But why take the risk.

*"Work fascinates me"
I can look at it for hours..

*God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.

*The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.

*A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where a train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station....
what more can I say........

Thats where I stop working and send E-mails.