“A client server database is where you rim another mans arsehole with your tongue and then force the full width of your girth in his ass.” Just about the same as we’d explain it xD

Posted by Shoaib • 15 months ago • View comments

How to mess with friends who don’t know crap about basic computer stuff. This happened not too long ago. Friend: hey, r u online? Me: it isn’t obvious, is it? F: I’m trying to watch this movie on my PC. There’s no subtitles. Me: what movie is that [...]

Posted by Shoaib • 15 months ago • View comments

EVEN a “mild’” swine flu epidemic could lead to the deaths of 1.4 million lives and cost the global economy more than $US330 billion ($463 billion) in lost output. The figures, based on economic modelling of an influenza pandemic, also reveal that t [...]

Posted by Shoaib • 16 months ago • View comments

A series of photos that can break your heart into tiny little squirmy pieces. Katie Kirkpatrick, 21, held off cancer to celebrate the happiest day of her life. [...] Her organs were shutting down but it would not stop her from marrying Nick Godwin, 23, w [...]

Posted by Shoaib • 16 months ago • View comments

Like checking first if he can actually make anybody pregnant.

Posted by Shoaib • 17 months ago • View comments